My Neighbor Bought A Hummer

I can't believe it! I go on and on about Urban Assault Vehicles (earth destroyers) and now I have one on my block. My neighbor, who can be desribed as a "blockhead". I'm sure he's on 'roids as he is a huge muscular beefhead with a small Asian girlfriend that he bosses around. I don't know what goes on behind closed doors, but it ain't pretty I'm sure.

This dumbo just bought a bright yellow HUMMER. It incites me. I can't believe people drive these things and feel okay about it. There is no need for a Hummer unless you're doing work for the UN in an underdeveloped country. We don't need Hummers in San Mateo, CA. I can tell you the only assaults happening in this little town are the ones being perpetrated by this asshole.

I know this isn't in theme with my usual posts, but ugh I'm beside myself with this.